Awww, Valentine’s Day. The most romantic day of the year for some folks. Roses and chocolate candy express love to those lucky enough to receive such a gift.

I’ve never been a big fan of flowers, chocolate yes, flowers not so much. I rather think they are a waste of money.  Give me a Valentine’s Day gift that’s practical and will last longer than a day or two. Hmmm, like arrows – a dozen of ‘em.

Arrows are pretty, practical, and last forever. Well, almost forever, and they come in a lot of different colors just like roses.

According to teleflora.com, the number of roses you give can mean different things such as:

• A single rose symbolizes love at first sight. (I say he’s cheap.)
• A half-dozen roses symbolize infatuation. (He’s still cheap.)
• A dozen roses shouts Be Mine! (He’s getting better, but still lacks imagination.)

Who made up that sappy stuff anyway?

Now, according to me.com (not a real site), the number of arrows you give can mean different things as well, like:

• A single arrow symbolizes Cupid – straight to the heart. (He likes you.)
• A half-dozen arrows symbolize his confidence in your relationship. (He more than likes you.)
• A dozen arrows symbolize his undying love for you. (He’s not cheap; in fact, his wallet is now empty.)

A gift of a dozen arrows means he knows a quality gift, he truly loves you, and he loves the idea that he has found his forever 3D/huntin’ buddy.

If you are fortunate enough to receive a dozen arrows, hang on to that guy, he’s a keeper.